Random Facts

Random facts...

Did you know...

There are more chickens in the world than people (This is why everything tastes like chicken...cause it IS chicken!)
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More people in China speak English than in the United States. (well arent there about a billion more people in China? )

An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil. (Put it in at 4am and PRESTO...breakfast at 8am!)

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes. (Now who figured THIS out?)

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. (Disney is so stinking conservative!! SHEESH!!)

Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys. (except in Transalvaina...there they have FLYING wild monkeys)

Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes (I raced a pig once)

If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream. (This explains my dream patterns)

After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp. (This also explains my lack of hearing)

Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale. (WHAT?! Its not Rumplestiltskin...or Cinderella?!?!)

A grasshopper can leap 20 times the length of its own body. (Not that this matters because the pig will still squish it when its running its 7.5 minute mile)

45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string. (EWwwwwwwwwwww!!!)

After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States. (and then went down by 55 % after people tried it for the first time)

The largest recorded kidney stone weighed 1.36 kg. (Same weight at the ostrich egg)

Kidney stones range in color. (which is helpful because they weigh so much)

The average person laughs 13 times a day. (35 times a day if you teach high school)

Australia is the only continent without an active volcanoe. (Doesnt need it--death by one of its 58 poisionous animals makes volcanic eruptions irrelevant)

The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span. (hell, I ate that many last MONTH!)

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. ("'Scuse me...Id like the DIET stamps please....")

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. (Not to be confused with the frozen paperclips and ball point pens)

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. (only 20,000 of those are fatal)

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. (obviously these pens were not located in the freezer)

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Thats why they keep swimming around and around and around....)
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The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member. (That seems about right)
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It's impossible to lick your elbow. (Yeah...you cant...Try it!!!)

King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie. (This explains alot)

A snail can sleep for three years. (Now THAT is a nap!!!)

Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients. (HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!)

The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife. (Looks like Im safe then...)