Yesterday, lunch with Jeannie.
Right off the bat Im late and she is patiently waiting with a table. As I speed up to the restaurant a bus full of people from a retirement community gets unloads. I patiently wait and wait and wait while numerous walkers and canes and lovely elderly people make their way into the resaturant. Ihold the door and smile.
Her first words to me..." Why ya going so SLLLLLLLLOOOOOO???" As if.
But speaking of going slow. I was not. I got pulled over today.
Funny thing was that I wasnt even in a hurry, I was just spacing out chatting with my aunt on the phone and next thing i know a police officer is waving me over to the right. SIGHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He was so nice and let me off with a (non-moving)citation and a reprimand to NOT SPEED IN RESIDENTIAL areas anymore.
"Yes officer... Thank you officer!!"
A few minutes later my phone is beeping and I pick up to hear. "Why aint ya going so SLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!"
Jeannie. Of course she just happened to be driving down that specific road at that specific time.
1 comment:
Dude yhou SUCK.... In my next life, I want to be a blonde (woodland terrace hottie) like you, so I wont get any tickets. Cops hate me, and never let me off of anything. I just need to dye my hair and get B&%BS!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH
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