Karen Walker

She's so wrong she's right...oh Ill just come right out and say it...I LOVE KAREN WALKER...

Some of her best quotes:

Hey, hey, hey. Come on! I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything. You know, like maternal or addiction.

Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever!

You call me down to this godforsaken place, to tell me my kids made the honour roll? Honey, my time is precious. Call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!

The only other person I've apologized to was my mother, and that was court ordered. So take the apology in the spirit it was intended.

Grace, that shirt is like a hang-over

I can tell by your inflection that you think what you’re saying is funny, but…no.

Honey, your hair’s such a disaster, the Red Cross wouldn’t buy it a cup of coffee

Why? What’s going on? What’s happening? What are you telling me?

That’s like saying Prada’s are just shoes or vodka is just a morning beverage.

It’s like childbirth but without the unpleasant child afterwards

I love errands. They’re like mini adventures for the undesirables

Wow. How did I go my whole life without learning any of those words

Oh Yeah? Well, out of all the bars I’ve ever been kicked out of… that one had the best onion blossom!

Ok Rosario, let me get this straight. You want to take time off to spend with your family? Uh-huh, yeh ok, good idea! Let me get on the horn right now to Air FAT CHANCE. Yeh they probably got a buzzard taking off out of La Guardia any minute now. What was that? That better not mean the same thing in Spanish as it does in English!

Honey, it must be a relief to finally have someone else kill your party.