Wednesday, July 2, 2008

By the numbers (and letters)



1826 =Days to complete requirements for teacher recertification


30= Days left after blowing off requirements for 1794 days


120= Number of in service points that I neglected to acquire


6= Number of credit hours needed to fulfill requirement


1012= Dollars it took to enroll in online college courses


14= Papers necessary to complete courses


3000= Words required for one specific paper!


8= Calls made to student services to figure out how to attend class from home


941= Times I cussed in my head at my Legal and Ethical Issues in Counseling paper-happy professor


942= Times I cussed out loud at myself for leaving it until the last minute


8 =Posts that needed to be made per week per class


3= Number of paragraphs needed for each post


144 Paragraphs to post for both classes for their duration


1= Number of times I actually cried


3= Reeses Peanut Butter cups required per week


75= Dollars to apply for recertification


35= Dollars for a transcript request


5 =Times I emailed my Foundations of Counseling after I I realized I never actually DID paper number 8.


1= Day of grace professor gave to make up said paper


0=Time spent doing paper


C- =Grade I received in Foundations of Counseling (frowny face)


A =Grade I received in Legal and Ethical Issues! (smily face)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope you're ready to start working on the next re-certification.

Taylor

Scribbling Suit said...

Math mind! Guess I better start working on mine now, huh? I think I have 2 more years.