To make you laugh!!

Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen. (of course...only the finest for the French!)


Canada is an Indian word meaning ''Big Village''. ("Very Big Village" was already taken by Siberia)



Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!(that said, one doesnt generally PET cockroaches)


Cleopatra married two of her brothers.(which is why she ended up committing suicide by allowing a snake to bite her!GROSS!!)

Crayola is a French word that means ''Oily chalk.'' (again, with the French...)


you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the......?!")


People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights! (THATs why it seems so long!)


Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people. (Im right handed...thank the LORD!!)