The article was titled Things We Learned From the 2004 Hurricane Season:
water is comfort food...but 3 day old Cheetos are too.
Air Conditioning: the best invention. EVER
Candlelight is better than BOtox..it takes years off your appearance
Downed power lines make an excellent security system.
Lake Eola can generate waves
Gasoline is a value at any price.
The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is proportional to the severity of the storm.
You cant spell priceless without ice
Shadow animals on the wall...still fun!
cell phones: breaking up isnt hard to do.
The lifeblood of any disaster recovery is coffee
The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is horrible
Its your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underware
There is a plus side to having nothing in the refridgerator
You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co worker or neighbors who dont
Chain saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of
An oak tree on the ground looks four times as big as one standing up
Somebody's got it worse
If somebdy's got it better, obviously they are recieving preferential treatment
SUVs are the best makeshift tents on the market.
You can use your washing machine as a cooler
No matter how hard the wind blows, the roadside campaign signs will survive
Radio can be the best way to watch television
The four way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility
AA and D are the only alphabet we need.
Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink..and tastes just as bad.
When househunting,look for closets with lots of legroom
Getting through the day should be an olympic event
Even after all these years it can be nice to spend time with Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
2 comments:
bahahwahaha!!
I have one: AA and D don't just indicate your bra size! How's that? Bren
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