1. Daytime talk show host (preferrably on the VIEW on ABC, although Im not opposed to having my own talk show)
2. Secretary (think Karen Walker on WILL AND GRACE)
3. Author of a best seller (Chick lit probably)
4. Bed and Breakfast owner ( in the Northwest)
5. Doula--Im talking about a woman who helps another woman through labor...not a midwife, but more of a cheerleader and helper
6. Gardener (with an unlimited budget)
7. Cat care taker (Healthy cats exclusively)
8. Radio personality (morning drive only)
9. Back up dancer (probably for Madonna)
10. Plus size clothing designer (cause I know what the more zaftig of us want!)
11. Jungle Cruise guide (at Disney...only during cool months)
12. Person on the ONSTAR recording in your car ("Please turn right Mr. Schmeckle...")
OR person who records the voice on the tram at OIA ("Please stand clear of the door...the shuttle will be departing momentarily for terminal A")
13. High school teacher (Oh...er....wait.......)
14. Sitcom writer (for the OFFICE)
15. Professional Womens' soccer player (YEAH RIGHT......Ppppshhtttttttt)
16. Photographer (hot male models exclusively)
17. Manhattan Socialite (no appointments before noon)
18. Baker (honestly...I love to bake and eat pasteries)
19. Tour guide (see numbers 11 and 12)
20. Jewelry model (diamonds only)
3 comments:
You forgot "Cat Whisperer"
#5 is actually called a doula. a lot of folks up here us them. i even know one.... you would be great.
I would pay good money to see you and Rosie duke it out on national TV. Take her out!
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