women-speak

Vicki says that this should be engraved on a plaque and be a mandatory gift to grooms...The reason this is so funny...is that its TRUE!!!

9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an Argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this Means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if, you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a Non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and Arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 For the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying BUG OFF!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man Asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response Refer to #3.