Whats in my nightstand drawer:
chapstick (everynight without fail... it keeps these lips looking luscious)
coughdrops (honey lemon)
my retainer (that I should wear but dont...adult braces)
a back scratcher (from Pier One, for those itchy spots that you just cant reach)
tweezers (not sure why)
a flashlight (who knows when the electricity will go out)
a spare flashlight (who knows when the flashlight wont work)
a pen (blue)
two pencils (one without a tip)
Two logic puzzle books (one from England and one American)
3 packs of Lifesavers pilfered from the girl's stocking one opened two unopened (Cherry and Wild Berry and Wint O Green)
A hair clip
a lipstick (icky color, needs to go in the trash)
a spare pair of glasses
one lone small christmas wrapped Reeses cup (left over from a secret Christmas stash)
matches (????)
HMmmmmmmmmmm I wonder what this says about me. Maybe there should be some sort of rubric that tells you the deep dark secrets of your personality or what type of person you are based on the contents of your nightstand...or your purse, which I ,personally feel, is much more revealing of a person.
3 comments:
Just think, you will look dazzling with your lushious, icky colored lips that have been unfailingly been pampered with chapstick, while you work your logic puzzles under the romantic light of not one but 2 flashlights. All with the ability to "see" clearly with your glasses using your pencils and blue pen. Enjoying your candy stash along with having Wint O Green fresh breath when Eric crawls into bed to kiss you goodnight. And oh yes, matches to light when he pulls the covers up over your head as he farts under them. Don't deny it, all husbands do it.Love ya, B
P.S. you can get him back, just lay your wet retainer on his face while he's sleeping!
IM COMPLETELY LAUGHING!!!!
i wish i had a night stand.
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