Cause we havent in a while

Average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle: 25 miles per year. (why am I suddenly singing..."Anticipation....")

The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Periwinkle Blue. (Who knew you could make more than a hundred billion crayons!!)

Crickets hear through their knees. (Now that is the "bees knees... very cool!")

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. (Shouldnt that say...Unhappily married??)

During it's lifetime an oyster changes its sex from male to female and back several times. (STOP IT...that is wild!)

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. ( I wonder what shape my ring could be flattened into)

20 newborn opossums can fit into a tablespoon. ("Just a spoonful of possums helps the medicine go down....")

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (Seriously? It takes me more like 15-20 minutes)

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. (Me thinks Walt Disney had some "parent issues" that needed working out! That is really crazy when you think about it considering cartoons are geared for children. When I go through my mind thinking of all the Disney movies I know of this statement is true!)

The bubbles in Guiness Beer sink to the bottom rather than float to the top like all other beers. No one knows why. (Yes, but do we really NEED to know why...lets just enjoy a bottle of fine brew, shall we?)

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. (Yeah, but can they fall asleep in 7 minutes?)

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th." (I did not know this!)

A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day. (Unless youre a middle aged male...)

It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary. (One assumes this is because of the VIRGIN MARY)

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'. (Bwhahah! Hahahaha! Bwhahahah!!!)

Kermit the Frog is left handed. (As long as he is web-footed, I dont care so much about his hands)